How about some TMI?

I may not have lost pounds but i’ve lost inches. All my old pants are too big. Even the ones that used to fit like a glove. Not sure how i feel about that.

I kissed a girl and i liked it…Taste of her cherry chapstick. LOL I really like that song. But I’ve never kissed a girl. althoughagirlmayhavekissedmeyoupickthesetoflips. lol

I recently had twentysevenorgasms in one escapade. What? he made me count.

and

I’m not wearing panties today.

Now I’m off to see a client πŸ™‚

Have a good day!

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29 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Kayos
    Oct 09, 2008 @ 13:57:00

    You got some seriousness goin on over there…

    Hey! Freeballin’ can be very liberating.

    Tell them to count how many times they orgased during your 26 escapade then we’ll talk.

    You kissed your grandma or your mom. We’ve all done it before.

    I like this post.

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  2. Cas...
    Oct 09, 2008 @ 14:32:00

    TMI for sure! LOL! You are too much!

    Reply

  3. Terry
    Oct 09, 2008 @ 14:56:00

    Well…I’m not wearing any panties either, so there!

    Reply

  4. Keli
    Oct 09, 2008 @ 15:13:00

    heifer…

    yes, I called you a heifer…27? I mean…damn…

    unfortunately, I am wearing panties. 😦

    Heifer.

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  5. Freaky Deaky
    Oct 09, 2008 @ 15:59:00

    I’m not wearing any panties either. :oP So there!

    Mmm hmm. Damn, how long was the session?

    Wonder if the client can sense the lack of panties?

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  6. She Needs
    Oct 09, 2008 @ 16:55:00

    That must had been one helluva session.

    Okay about the panites: my son had an accident at school yesterday, when he got home I figured out he had no underwear on. All I could do was laugh.

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  7. Gigi
    Oct 09, 2008 @ 16:56:00

    OH MY!

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  8. RealHustla
    Oct 09, 2008 @ 17:02:00

    How is that even possible? I only count the big bangs, not the cherry O’s. If there were 27 big O’s then you should be dead or disabled.

    We need to clarify what your definition of an orgasm is.

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  9. Cynta
    Oct 09, 2008 @ 17:18:00

    TMI, TMI….LOL

    Reply

  10. Adrienne
    Oct 09, 2008 @ 17:29:00

    You crazy.
    That is all.

    Reply

  11. Thoughts of a Southern gal
    Oct 09, 2008 @ 18:23:00

    LOL @ Real Hustla. I lose count after 2 big Os.

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  12. Pajnstl
    Oct 09, 2008 @ 18:48:00

    An O is an O is an O. He made me count each and every one of them. I enjoyed each and every one of them. Was dehydrated and bout to pass out when all was said and done. But enjoyed them all πŸ˜‰
    And for the record I average btwn 10-12 per session πŸ™‚ Ladies don’t knock it

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  13. Don
    Oct 09, 2008 @ 19:07:00

    Twenty-seven? You sure they were orgasms? Nah, just kidding. I see you’re in a great mood today. I like that.

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  14. Chay
    Oct 09, 2008 @ 20:22:00

    damn 27 times sounds like fun

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  15. Ms Sula
    Oct 09, 2008 @ 20:27:00

    I love losing inches!! It’s what’s hot in the streets :).

    27 orgasms? It has to be a crime somewhere… probably in Utah! I am soooooooooooo JEALOUS! πŸ™‚

    Any particular reason why you’re not wearing panties? You want to get to 30????? (Still heated at ur 20+ orgasms in one escapade, hmmph!)

    I like the breezy feel to this post!

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  16. toni
    Oct 09, 2008 @ 21:20:00

    Wow! When you promise TMI, you really deliver! Is this the beginning of TMI Thursdays?
    Between work and school, when do you find time for 27 orgasms? Were you also studying at the time?

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  17. Ms. Behaving
    Oct 09, 2008 @ 21:26:00

    27??
    Say Word!!!
    Like…for real/for real??

    **I suddenly feel SOOOOOOOOOOO shortchanged!!**

    Reply

  18. DeltaPurl
    Oct 09, 2008 @ 23:10:00

    you are too funny…

    Reply

  19. A Go Bytch
    Oct 09, 2008 @ 23:53:00

    girl yo ass is crazy. I had to sit up on the couch to read this lil spiffit of a post (no I dont know if spiffit is a word)

    Then after I read it I was like what is this girl talking about.. then it came to me TMI…LOL

    Kudos!

    Go B.

    Reply

  20. cici
    Oct 10, 2008 @ 00:02:00

    TMI for sure LOL. but funny.

    Reply

  21. Carmell
    Oct 10, 2008 @ 00:49:00

    What tha!??

    Reply

  22. Ms. Behaving
    Oct 10, 2008 @ 15:07:00

    How about a new post?? LOL

    Reply

  23. Real Talk
    Oct 10, 2008 @ 15:07:00

    i’m hatin on the 27…
    yes, i am!
    you know what? actually i’m hatin on the 10 to 12 for that matter!
    (dag!)

    Reply

  24. urbanknitrix
    Oct 10, 2008 @ 15:20:00

    I LOVE THAT SONG!! It is so catchy.

    Reply

  25. tiltedhalo
    Oct 11, 2008 @ 00:10:00

    Girl, your ass is crazy. 27, huh? You must be ultra sensitive. LOL

    Reply

  26. Keith
    Oct 12, 2008 @ 16:45:00

    Twenty Seven O’s? Are you serious??
    Did you drink a gallon of water afterwords?? I know good and damn well you was dehydrated. Dayummmm!!!

    For the record..I’m not wearing any
    panties today either.

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  27. Roddykat
    Oct 13, 2008 @ 03:36:00

    DAMN! I just caught this. umm, what kinda person makes one count O’s. lol

    Should we start calling you 27?

    StrongΓ©

    Reply

  28. Anonymous
    Oct 13, 2008 @ 13:53:00

    What is it with all of the guys
    commenting on you not wearing any
    panties? I think that must have turned them on….Men-lolololololol.

    Reply

  29. n0days0ff
    Oct 17, 2008 @ 15:24:00

    27 ? I hope my lil mama doesn’t find out about this cause I don’t have the time or energy to give somebody that many mighty O’s.

    After that many I bet you was ready to marry him.cause I know how good I feel after 1 so after almost 30 I bet you dropped on one knee and tried to put a ring on it

    Reply

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