I got this in an email and it made me laugh, so i’m sharing the joy! Have a happy weekend!

10 Truths Black and Hispanics know but White people won’t admit
1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not white.
3. Rap music is here to stay.
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year old is too big for a stroller.
8. N’SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.

10 Truths White and Black People know but Hispanic people won’t admit
1. Hickeys are not attractive.
2. Chicken is food not a pet or a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country flag is not a car decoration.
5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.
6. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
7. “Jump out and run” is not in any insurance policies.
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
9. Mami & Papi can’t possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.

10 Truths white and Hispanic people know but Black people won’t admit
1. O.J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth shouldn’t be decorated.
4. Weddings should start on time.
5. Your pastor doesn’t know everything.
6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
7. Red is not a Kool Aid flavor, its a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.


11 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. urbanknitrix
    Jan 25, 2008 @ 17:10:00

    I agree with most. Can we highlight #7 under the first group. They really need to know they can’t put 5 – 8 year olds in the umbrella stroller anymore. If the feet is dragging on the ground THAT’s a problem. I disagree with #6 for what black people don’t know – I think all black people – even Jesse knows he will not be Prez – I wish someone tell him, he is not the only voice for black america as well.

    And for Hispanics – can we add.
    Everyday is not Sunday or Easter – stop dressing your little girls in those frilly ass dresses and shoes to go to the laundromat or Micky D’s, put some jeans on them.


  2. Adrienne
    Jan 25, 2008 @ 17:18:00



  3. The Goddess
    Jan 25, 2008 @ 17:33:00

    They forgot to mention white people don’t know that IT IS NOT CUTE for a 3 year old to still suck a pacifier and still be drinking a bottle. Come on now people.

    and LMAO at Urbanknitrix because I was thinking the same damn thing. We live in Colorado and I swear I feel like I’m in Mexico. EVERY DAY I see little kids running around in those damn dresses, even in the winter time. Folks are a trip.


  4. dejanae
    Jan 25, 2008 @ 17:48:00

    A MESS


  5. Ms. Behaving
    Jan 25, 2008 @ 18:32:00

    LMAO!!! Not only is this funny as hell but it’s true indeed.


  6. NikkiJ
    Jan 25, 2008 @ 19:15:00

    I disagree with Item 9 of Set 3. What world do you live in, LOL? 😉


  7. Tenacious
    Jan 26, 2008 @ 02:54:00



  8. Kayos
    Jan 26, 2008 @ 03:23:00

    Girl…I got this email before and I almost had the supe on my ass for laughing too damn loud in the cubicle atmosphere!

    White folks love them some damn Elvis. Got the whole thing goin in Vegas.


  9. AR Gal
    Jan 26, 2008 @ 03:32:00

    One of my friends sent this to me the other day. Hilarious!


  10. gold
    Jan 26, 2008 @ 03:44:00

    Now you have to admit that those Crown Royal bags would make a nice quilt!!HaHa


  11. Kim
    Jan 26, 2008 @ 21:23:00

    Too funny.

    I have one to add to the white folks list. If your child is old enough to tell you they are hungry, you shouldn’t still be breast feeding them.


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